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Andy Borgmann - Tweet #1 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, May 3, 2015 in Vinings, GA
What a waste. Weekend in Atlanta and we still had to stream @victoryatl - everything was super sick today: the worship, the sermon, and us

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #2 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, May 2, 2015 in Tampa, FL
It is going to be a miracle if our flight goes smoothly. Fellow passengers on DL #1891 I am doing my best to keep this baby asleep.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #3 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, April 28, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Let me see. Who should I make this check out to? Baby Caleb. One MILLION dollars. http://pic.borgmann.me/lS

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #4 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, April 26, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
These two are OUT. And I am trapped. http://pic.borgmann.me/lR

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #5 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, April 23, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Rogelio De La Vega just might be my favorite TV character of all time. His lines are hilarious!

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #6 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, April 19, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Is it odd that the ingredient in Mountain Dew that grosses me out the most is Concentrated Orange Juice. It's the 3rd most used ingredient.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #7 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 18, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
AND.... this pretty much explains why it is so hard to find a house in St. Petersburg. This is FLOOD and CRIME... http://pic.borgmann.me/lQ

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #8 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 18, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
My quest to become @cpaparelli continues: purchased my first Tempur-pedic mattress. Next step: condo in Hilton Head. #BasicallyTheSamePrice

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #9 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 18, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Enjoying some cinnamon rolls and Danishes at St Pete Bakery on this beautiful morning. Next up house and mattre... http://pic.borgmann.me/lP

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #10 AndyBorgmann on Monday, April 13, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Sooooo the @SpiritAirlines-ization of @Delta has happened. I was hoping this wouldn't come to TPA, but this da... http://pic.borgmann.me/lO

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #11 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 11, 2015 in Georgia, USA
DL #2712 back home to Tampa. Very excited to see the Babe Cabes. Here's hoping he remembers who we are.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #12 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 11, 2015 in Tremblay-en-France, Ile-de-France
Taking DL #83 back to the States. It was a great trip France and Andorra. You will be missed. A'Dieu!

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #13 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, April 9, 2015 in Toulouse, Midi-Pyrénées
Not going to lie. It's pretty great getting to watch your son play with his toys while we wait for our train in... http://pic.borgmann.me/lN

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #14 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, April 9, 2015 in Andorra la Vella, Andorra
From dinner at the Eiffel Tower and Le Train Bleu to McDonalds in Andorra. Some might saw this took a downward ... http://pic.borgmann.me/lM

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #15 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 4, 2015 in Georgia, USA
Life long dream: flying in the upper deck of a 747. Thankfully Air France has coach up here. AF #689 to Paris http://pic.borgmann.me/lK

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #16 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, April 4, 2015 in Tampa, FL
Boarding DL #950 to ATL sans Caleb. It feels weird and we miss him already but he is in Karen's more than capable hands for the week.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #17 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, April 1, 2015 in Clearwater, FL
Spring training baseball with the office. Beautiful Florida day. Even if the Braves are losing http://pic.borgmann.me/lJ

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #18 AndyBorgmann on Monday, March 30, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I kid you not I just saw the Google Maps car drive the wrong way down a one way street and then make a U-Turn b... http://pic.borgmann.me/lI

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #19 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, March 28, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Let's do this Notre Dame.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #20 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, March 26, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
@bobbybonesshow the pilot locked out was the Captain with 6,000 hours. Pilot who crashed the plane was the First Officer with ~700 hours.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #21 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, March 25, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
What can you say? It's a hard life being a baby who plays at the beach all day. Just plopped down and fell asle... http://pic.borgmann.me/lH

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #22 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, March 25, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Come to think of it. The FAA doesn't have any regs about flying naked that I know if. Apparently this is how we... http://pic.borgmann.me/lG

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #23 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, March 22, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Just completed the new budget with my wife. The one conclusion: I married really, really well. Grateful this isn't a stressful exercise.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #24 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, March 22, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I am more of a Home Depot guy, but this Lowes commercial cracks me up every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq-utbItoy4

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #25 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, March 21, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
You would think train tickets in Europe would be as easy as plane, but they are not... until now: Capitaine Train @CptTrainEN is fantastic

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #26 AndyBorgmann on Friday, March 20, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
NAV Training video and March Madness at the same time. Using every bit of that graphics card http://pic.borgmann.me/lF

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #27 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, March 19, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
So...... Mom left to go for a run. Caleb is not happy about that one bit. http://pic.borgmann.me/lE

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #28 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, March 19, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
Laziest bracket ever: All top seeds except one upset. Kentucky. Mark my words, Kentucky is the 2007 New England Patriots.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #29 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, March 14, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
TRIP Nerd Alert: Technology Nerd + Aviation Nerd + Statistics Nerd = miles flown over the years. You know you'... http://pic.borgmann.me/lx

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #30 AndyBorgmann on Friday, March 13, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
You use to be able to judge my stress level by my inbox count (although I have gotten better about that). I ca... http://pic.borgmann.me/lw

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #31 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, March 11, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
This kid didn't just come see me for lunch - a normal occurrence - but decide to join me for lunch today http://pic.borgmann.me/ls

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #32 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, March 7, 2015 in Plant City, FL
He's still not sure about this thing called grass. Sand yes. Grass no. http://pic.borgmann.me/lr

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #33 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, February 24, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
NASCAR needs to make Donna a pit crew member immediately. Like stat.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #34 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, February 22, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Was anyone else expecting Oprah to give everyone a car?

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #35 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, February 18, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
"The same God that impregnated a virgin, sent Moses down the river in a basket, and commanded Abraham to stab hi... http://on.borgmann.me/l0

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #36 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, February 18, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I should have known. This kid takes his longest naps on me. Glad I have no hard times on the calendar today http://pic.borgmann.me/kZ

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #37 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, February 17, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
I find it brilliantly hilarious that Google Support emails go into my Spam within Google Apps / Gmail. http://pic.borgmann.me/kW

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #38 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, February 15, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
So Caleb goes to my computer and starts editing a document. Which document, you ask? My Will. Apparently he i... http://on.borgmann.me/kK

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #39 AndyBorgmann on Friday, February 13, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Apparently housing area selection is genetic as when I pulled up where Swedish ancestory lives in St. Petersbur... http://pic.borgmann.me/kJ

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #40 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, February 11, 2015 in Pinellas Park, FL
Phone conversation with Google for Work reminds me why I am glad I am not a tech guy at a tech company in Silico... http://on.borgmann.me/ku

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #41 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, February 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Tell me the high waisted bikinis in California Gurls was not just a giant middle finger from Katy Perry to Taylor Swift. I dare you.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #42 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, February 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
To make this SuperBowl even worse for a Broncos fan, Bill Vinovich is the referee. It's like Roger Godell is punching is all in the face

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #43 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, February 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Who am I rooting for? The Patriots to win and then in 2 months finding out they cheated and have it stripped http://pic.borgmann.me/jW

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #44 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, February 1, 2015 in Georgia, USA
Caleb's first trip to Waffle House. He loves his waffles and Cecily. Now boarding DL #2172 back to Tampa in for... http://pic.borgmann.me/jV

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #45 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, January 31, 2015 in Vinings, GA
For the 2nd year in a row my company over bonused me and for the 2nd year in a row I brought it to their attenti... http://on.borgmann.me/jU

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #46 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 29, 2015 in Vinings, GA
Dear Hertz: I know I had a baby Bjorned to the front of me, and it was a good guess that I wanted a free upgrade... http://on.borgmann.me/jQ

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #47 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, January 28, 2015 in Tampa, FL
TSA gets a lot of deserved critique but I have to say in TPA they are great. Seriously the best of anywhere. Boarding DL #2372 to Atlanta.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #48 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, January 25, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Caleb is under the impression it is his mission in life to clear all things off all tables. It's his calling if you will.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #49 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, January 24, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
A very European afternoon at Locale Market with bread, cheese and wine. (Ignore the pretentious Mexican Pepsi) http://pic.borgmann.me/jK

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #50 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 22, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Just did my taxes and all I can say is: the American Government really wants its citizen to have kids. I am the ... http://on.borgmann.me/jB

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #51 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, January 21, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I never thought I'd see the day I willfully chose to fly AirFrance over Delta, but then I found out they have Ec... http://on.borgmann.me/jA

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #52 AndyBorgmann on Monday, January 19, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Cecily this could be us if you would just move to St. Petersburg already. Refraining from asking you to be his ... http://pic.borgmann.me/jx

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #53 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, January 18, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Dear Indianapolis: I am sorry but you are going to lose. I do not want that to be the case but given I am rootin... http://on.borgmann.me/ju

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #54 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, January 18, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I hate Seattle so much.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #55 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, January 17, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
It boggles my mind it is cheaper to rent movies at RedBox than on Amazon.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #56 AndyBorgmann on Friday, January 16, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Only took 18 months but finally got something on my walls http://pic.borgmann.me/jr

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #57 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, January 14, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I am curious to those who need to do performance reviews on their employees: do you start with the high performing or low performing?

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #58 AndyBorgmann on Monday, January 12, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
I can't believe it, but I am actually rooting for Ohio State. #NeverThoughtItWouldHappen

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #59 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, January 11, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Sleepover with MomMom and PopPop wiped him out. Ohh to think of the fun he has. http://pic.borgmann.me/jn

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #60 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, January 10, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
First FULL night away from Caleb. In the more than capable hands of Glenn and Hollyce. Natalie and I enjoying th... http://on.borgmann.me/jm

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #61 AndyBorgmann on Friday, January 9, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Is wrapping up a long week with Bourbon and Frosted Mini-Wheets a thing... because IT. IS. NOW! #stayingclassy

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #62 AndyBorgmann on Friday, January 9, 2015
As a designer, I freaking love CNN.com new interface. Absolutely gorgeous. As a reader of news, I have to admi... http://on.borgmann.me/jj

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #63 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 8, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
2nd-Grade me would be so proud. First try, made it to Oregon. If only I could hunt in real life like I can on... http://pic.borgmann.me/jf

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #64 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, January 4, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
This kid. He cries through his whole hour nap. I let Natalie sleep and feed him a bottle. And then he falls asl... http://pic.borgmann.me/jd

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #65 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, January 3, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Binge watching Homeland and House of Lies on Showtime On Demand. #GreatDay

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #66 AndyBorgmann on Friday, January 2, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
If Caleb loves me half as much as he loves the fridge I will know he loves me a lot. This kid sprint crawls fro... http://pic.borgmann.me/jc

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #67 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Roll tide y'all. It's time to play them Ducks.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #68 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
It's funny how having a kid changes things you never expected. Like there is no way pre-kid I would select an @... http://on.borgmann.me/jb

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #69 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Shot from our wild New Years Eve. Yesterday included me getting sick, Caleb's trip to the ER in what turned out... http://pic.borgmann.me/ja

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #70 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Shot from our wild New Years Eve. Yesterday included me getting sick, Caleb's trip to the ER in what turned out... http://pic.borgmann.me/j9

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #71 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, January 1, 2015 in St Petersburg, FL
Shot from our wild New Years Eve. Yesterday included me getting sick, Caleb's trip to the ER in what turned out ... http://on.borgmann.me/j8

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #72 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, December 30, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
The only acceptable Bowl loss for an SEC team is to Notre Dame. And that. Just. Happened.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #73 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, December 28, 2014 in Florida, US
Let's see? A beat up old taxi with no A/C or a BMW 7-Series for half the price to take us home from TPA? Uber is the best.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #74 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, December 28, 2014 in Wichita, KS
Wrapping up 2014 with Caleb's 22nd and 23rd flight. This time AA #1476 and 1366 takes us home to TPA via DFW

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #75 AndyBorgmann on Thursday, December 25, 2014 in Kansas, US
Celebrating the birth of Baby Jesus as every good American should... By watching The Interview.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #76 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, December 20, 2014 in Grapevine, TX
This is a new sleeping position in dad's arms. Trying to keep his head from falling through. http://pic.borgmann.me/j5

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #77 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, December 20, 2014 in Tampa, FL
Grabbing AA #1367 to DFW and then into ICT. Flying Observarion: Everytime the gate agent adds an infant in arms ... http://on.borgmann.me/j4

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #78 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, December 14, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Our first family Christmas tree. 2 ornaments. 5 presents. Caleb's happy. http://pic.borgmann.me/iS

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #79 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, December 14, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
I am not the biggest Christmas tree fan, but Publix had these mini-real Caleb sized trees. Seemed perfect http://pic.borgmann.me/iR

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #80 AndyBorgmann on Friday, December 12, 2014 in Tampa, FL
Words cannot express my enjoyment this is a reality. Although the layout isn't as good as @studiomoviegril Holc... http://pic.borgmann.me/iN

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #81 AndyBorgmann on Friday, December 12, 2014 in Feather Sound, FL
And for my next business meeting... http://pic.borgmann.me/iM

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #82 AndyBorgmann on Monday, December 8, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Worst part about fixing your broken iPhone screen: you can't take a picture of your fixed screen with your iPho... http://pic.borgmann.me/iD

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #83 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, December 7, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
All my hopes and dreams have come true: there is now a Studio Movie Grill in Tampa. Now we need a Taco and everything will be complete

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #84 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, December 7, 2014 in Feather Sound, FL
Is it New Years Eve yet? Love these match ups.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #85 AndyBorgmann on Monday, December 1, 2014 in Pinellas Park, FL
NERD ALERT: The data migration of GA Tracker is complete. There are a lot of ways to describe the efficiency g... http://pic.borgmann.me/iB

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #86 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, November 30, 2014 in College Park, GA
Landed at PDK this morning at 3:00 am after the game. Taking off out of ATL on DL #2712 at 3:00 pm. Fun few days in Atlanta.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #87 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, November 29, 2014 in Northport, AL
No two people have had a bigger impact on my professional life than these two. Excited to share a day of Bama f... http://pic.borgmann.me/iz

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #88 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, November 26, 2014 in Tampa, FL
DL #2172 to ATL. Caleb's 18th flight because we caved and couldn't stay away. It was fun running into Ritch at TPA. #GAFoodsShuttle

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #89 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, November 26, 2014 in Pinellas Park, FL
Aeroflot, why do you have to tease me like this? Right ticket price to Paris. Wrong airline. #kayakalert http://pic.borgmann.me/iy

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #90 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, November 25, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Packing for the fridged trip north to Atlanta.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #91 AndyBorgmann on Monday, November 24, 2014 in Pinellas Park, FL
As a biblical scholar (somewhere Kyle Thomsen is laughing), I can say this pretty much sums it up: http://www.ti... http://on.borgmann.me/ix

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #92 AndyBorgmann on Sunday, November 23, 2014 in Siesta Key, FL
It's 81 degrees at Siesta Key but wind chill I swear is 65. It's so windy it feels cold. Caleb though is taking... http://pic.borgmann.me/iw

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #93 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, November 22, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Lesson in migration projects: always create a restore point. Having to rerun the sync a second time. Much better... http://on.borgmann.me/iv

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #94 AndyBorgmann on Friday, November 21, 2014 in Pinellas Park, FL
I have said it before and I'll say it again. Everyone should marry a farm girl. I have the greatest wife of all time.

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #95 AndyBorgmann on Wednesday, November 19, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
And for my newest trick... Standing! And half walking around the box http://pic.borgmann.me/it

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #96 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, November 18, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Caleb's love of The Big Bang Theory intro is hilarious. All things stop in his life when it comes on http://pic.borgmann.me/is

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #97 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, November 15, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Getting the TV synced up to Eli Gold on the SEC app. Another great reason for DVR. http://pic.borgmann.me/io

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #98 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, November 8, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
Does anyone else see the irony that ASU Sun Devil's head coach Todd Graham started his interview thanking his Lo... http://on.borgmann.me/ij

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #99 AndyBorgmann on Tuesday, November 4, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
I love how gun shy the media is to project anything related to Florida. Crist called Scott and conceded and CNN still won't project it

Andy Borgmann - Tweet #100 AndyBorgmann on Saturday, November 1, 2014 in St Petersburg, FL
If programmers existed when they first came up with Zipcodes, there is no way they would have made some of them start with a "0"